Talking on the phone with Dan... my HIGHLY successful, very very very busy friend
Dan: I'm drunk right now.
Me: WHAT??!?!?!??! You drink?!?!?
Him: Yeah, that happens when I actually go on a date.
Me: YOU WENT ON A DATE?!?!?!??!!
Him: Yes.
Me: So, you went on a date... and got drunk????
Him: Yes.
Me: Whoa.
Him: Yeah, I told the girl that I'm SUPER busy so I really can't date her. She's great and totally agreed.
Me: So let me get this straight... you went on a DATE to tell the girl you can't DATE her and she agreed?
Him: Yes.
Me: Hmm...
Him: And I plan on telling her that again tomorrow night... on our next date.
